Let me tell you,

hollywoodrevengeance:

Strong enough to leave you but weak enough to need you.

whorville:

I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces

impairinq:

starrlet:

allhailmeenah:

foxbabies:

rvndy:

hugsandhairtugs:

At the Cal-Neva Lodge in Lake Tahoe, the Nevada/California state line actually runs through the swimming pool.

Fun fact:  Cal-Neva was once co-owned by Frank Sinatra.

This is cool as fuck cause you can tell people you swam from Nevada to California

or that your penis reaches all the way to California

there are two kinds of people in this world

hypnoskid:

??????

sodamnrelatable:

sodamnrelatable:

On the outside you’re like:

But on the inside:

footballbl0g:

David Beckham has just announced his retirement from Football.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

robertdowneyjrsbitch:

young-avenger-wiccan:

my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” 

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man